As Joshua has already written of, we're dealing with some "issues" with our colocation provider. Apparently in some parts of the world, a single unanswered phone call is adequate warning before cutting ethernet to a server. Additionally, all of this is due to a billing mistake over an amount that is statistically insignificant in the context of what we have payed, and will keep paying them. Assuming they can grow up and operate a real business, that is. Also, we're pretty confident the billing mistake is on their end